Dreams Do Come True

I don’t know how it happened, but suddenly it’s June and I’m not happy about it. I only have 25 days in June to enjoy this magical country I want to eventually call my home. Of course this last month is filled with finals and stress, but that obviously isn’t going to stop me from finishing my Australian bucket list.

The other weekend I decided to return to Cairns with my friends Jorge and Jenny. Yes, I’ve already been to Cairns and done tours and spent too much money, but I didn’t see a platypus or a turtle or find Nemo. Those are things that need to be done, so I whipped out my mother’s credit card and packed up.

Our bus left at 7am Saturday morning, unfortunately, GR’s Home Ball was that Friday night. Home Ball was like a mini prom. Everyone got all dressed up and we had buses take us to Mad Cow. We had a free keg and wine until it ran out and we had great music. The alcohol didn’t last long. Those darn college kids.

Home Ball with Bear

Home Ball with Bear

Dolled up with my lovely roomie, Katie

Dolled up with my lovely roomie, Katie

Everybody looked so pretty!

Everybody looked so pretty!

Let’s just say waking up at 5:30am was not easy. It didn’t help that I didn’t pack until then either. And I may have still been feeling those beers. Maybe.

Anyway, we took a cab to the Greyhound bus stop and got on with absolutely no problems. Our bus driver had enough energy for all the passengers and we all fell asleep while he was cracking jokes.

We arrived in Cairns and caught a bus to their JCU where we would be spending the next few days with Jorge’s friend Tori. After dropping off our stuff we all cleaned up a bit and headed back into town for dinner.

I finally got to eat at Nando’s. This probably doesn’t mean very much to you, but I’ve been looking forward to this moment since arriving in Oz. Why? Well, I don’t have a good enough explanation for that. Only my best lady, Leslie, fully understands. Regardless, it was fantastic. I may be addicted now. I regret eating it. So good! I found out there’s one in Townsville. Someone is going with me whether they like it or not.

Delicious piece of heaven on earth

Delicious piece of heaven on earth

After our delicious meal, we hit up the night markets. I should have never set foot in there. I had so much money going in but none coming out. It was so irresistible. How could I not buy a boomerang and golf balls and an Australian flag bikini? Don’t judge me.

This would look perfect in my room.

This would look perfect in my room.

We walked around the town checking out the lights and other sights. Cairns is really, really pretty. I love Townsville and everything, but it has this habit of shutting everything down after 5pm. Cairns doesn’t have this issue. Cairns is popping at all times. It’s incredible. Shops and restaurants and clubs are open and there are always people walking around. It’s madness.

Casual lights

Casual lights

Just hanging everywhere

Just hanging everywhere

Looking magical

Looking magical

Can't.resist.gelato.

Can’t.resist.gelato.

After a much needed sleep, we woke up early yet again to go on a tour. We attended the “On the Wallaby” tour. We were picked up by our guide, Sidney, and settled into the bus. Let me just get this out of the way, Sidney was one of the best tour guides ever. We picked up several other passengers, mostly Americans, and we were off.

Highly suggest this tour to anyone visiting Cairns

Highly suggest this tour to anyone visiting Cairns

We drove up to the Atherton Tablelands. Yes, I’ve been here before, but not on an informed tour. Plus, this tour promised that there was a 70% chance of seeing a platypus. Honestly, that’s worth my life savings so I was cool with a little repeat.

On the drive, we spotted a lot of wallabies. I mean it. It was the most wallabies I’ve ever seen in one spot ever. And I learned stuff. I learned that the wallabies we were looking at were Pretty Faced wallabies. Seems legit. Those are the same type of wallabies we have on campus. They have a white stripe under their eyes so they look pretty.

Such a pretty face

Such a pretty face

I also learned that if there is not enough food or water, female kangaroos can put their pregnancy on hold for up to 18 months. Kangaroos also can’t move their feet one at a time, so they have to hop. They also pant like dogs to cool themselves off. Ooh, another fun fact that I already knew, but is still pretty cool: the Australian Coat of Arms pictures both a kangaroo and emu because both animals cannot walk backwards. Keep moving forward, Australia!

STRAYA

STRAYA

After staring at awe of the wallabies I see almost every day, we continued on our trip. We drove up the same horrifying and winding road that I did on my last visit. This time it was much more enjoyable.

Sid decided to play the Sheryl Crow song, “Every Day is a Winding Road” to get us in the spirit. We also examined the trees along the road. Fun things were learned. Every one or two years, a fire is purposely started at the top of the mountain because the trees need fire to germinate. The charcoal and ash from the fire are nutrients for this forest. When the granite rocks start to wear away, so do the nutrients. That’s why they need fire. When the soil looks yellow, that means the nutrients are no longer there.

Sid also pointed out the abrupt change from sparse, bush environment to the thick rainforest. It was almost like someone drew a line dividing the two. The rainforest recycles itself, so it doesn’t need fire. Also it would take 8 weeks for a body to decompose in the rainforest. Sid taught us that. Useful info next time someone makes me mad. Totally kidding! Maybe.

The trees in the rainforest have glossy leaves and the trees are all densely packed. To be considered a rainforest, it must have a closed canopy. This happens because all the trees are competing for sunlight and they try to grow over each other.

Also I saw a goanna lizard

Also I saw a goanna lizard

Our first stop was the Cathedral Fig Tree. The tree is approximately 500 years old and gigantic. We were able to walk inside of it and it was so awesome. It kind of reminded me of the tree of life in Disney World. If the tree of life didn’t have animal carvings and wasn’t made of plastic.

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Tarzan would love this thing

Tarzan would love this thing

It belongs in Animal Kingdom in Disney World

It belongs in Animal Kingdom in Disney World

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Hehe, I'm in a tree

Hehe, I’m in a tree

Our next stop was at one of the crater lakes I visited before. This time we went into the rainforest for a quick tour. A quick tour of torture, more like. Sid warned us to watch out for leeches. LEECHES. What? I, for some reason, was under the impression that leeches live in water. Nope, they’re on the rainforest floor as well.

Safe place to hide from leeches.

A tree is a safe place to hide from leeches.

Are there leeches in there?

Are there leeches in there?

Do you think I paid any attention to anything Sid said from then on? No. I didn’t. I was busy constantly looking at my feet and freaking out every time mud splattered on them. The leeches were really small and got on a few people. Those people were smart and worse sneakers. Since I packed still drunk, I forgot sneaks. Luckily, I made it through without any leeches attaching themselves to me. I don’t know about you, but every time I think of leeches, I think of “Stand By Me” when the boys wade through a creek and get leeches everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. So my fear was totally rational.

Nightmares forever

Nightmares forever

Just..no..

Just..no..

Before running out of the rainforest to kiss the paved ground, we stopped and examined the stinging tree. This tree has little hairs on it that cause severe irritation when it makes contact with human skin. The severe stinging can last for months. The stings have been known to kill dogs and horses that have brushed against them. Sid said his friend got stung by this tree and compared the pain to “someone rubbing sandpaper on severe sunburn.” See, Australian animals and bugs get all the credit for being evil, but the plants are out to get you too! Neat.

On a lighter note, there’s a new and rare species of horsefly named the Beyonce Fly. It has a gold patch on its abdomen, so clearly it is the diva of all flies. The fly was discovered in the Atherton Tablelands and is described as being way too bootylicious for ya baby.

My face when I found out this was a real thing. Google it.

My face when I found out this was a real thing. Google it.

A diva is a female version of a hustler

A diva is a female version of a hustler

We then stopped at the other crater lake to swim and have a yum lunch. You must understand that I appreciate all foods served outside of George Roberts Hall. This was heavenly. After lunch we were off to Milaa Milaa Falls yet again. We learned that one aboriginal tribe used the word Milaa for waterfall. They had no word for the plural, so they just repeated the word. Milaa Milaa means waterfalls. Cool stuff. This time I attempted a hair flip. My hair is not thick enough, so I failed. Jorge, however, looked flawless.

Oh yeah, and I saw a snake

Oh yeah, and I saw a snake.

I want it.

I want it.

Can't say I didn't try

Can’t say I didn’t try

Dammit Jorge, you're fabulous.

Dammit Jorge, you’re fabulous.

After that we visited a volcanic crater that was unbelievable. While scientists have tried to explore what lies under the water in this secluded crater, they have not learned very much. How awesome! Sid then threw a rock into the water with a very loud bang.

Deep crater

Deep crater

Nature

Nature

Rock

Rock

Following the awesome crater, we checked out another waterfall called Dinner Falls. It was called this because long ago people used to come and eat dinner there and the name stuck. Pretty chill place. No leeches. I accept that.

Dinner Falls, clever.

Dinner Falls, clever.

Pretty

Pretty

On the way back to the lodge for tea and cookies, we had one more stop. This was thee most epic stop of my life. It was the moment of truth. It was time to see a platypus.

The lair of the platypus

The lair of the platypus 

We waited about ten minutes. Well, everyone normal waited. I ran back and forth between two viewing platforms saying prayers. Suddenly, a wild platypus appeared! I lost it. I fell to the ground and tried to get my camera to cooperate. Apparently my camera was spazzing just as much as I was and it wouldn’t take a still picture.

Get your act together, camera (the black spec is a platypus).

Get your act together, camera (the black spec is a platypus) 

Without emotion I quietly cursed my camera and stared on in awe (and made sure Jorge got a good picture I could use for the blog). I couldn’t speak. I didn’t even smile. I was in shock.

The platypus was so tiny! Sid said it was “the size of a Subway foot long sub,” but I thought he was kidding. No, it was that small. It was a dark brown and at first I thought it was a branch floating in the water until it dove down and back up several times. I was the last one back on the bus. I couldn’t stop staring. Is this real life? I found Perry the Platypus! Check that one off the bucket list. Amazing.

Thank you Jorge! Look, the little log thing is Perry!

Thank you Jorge! Look, the little thing is Perry!

Sid had to pull me aside and ask me, “Are you okay? You know, after the platypus?” I’m just an excitable person and I don’t know how to act like a rational human being, not a big deal guys! But I was in shock for a good 20 minutes after.

The next day was full of even more excitement as we went to Green Island to snorkel on the Great Barrier Reef. On my last journey to the Great Barrier Reef, I went to the outer reefs, which were full of color and wonder. Green Island was not as colorful, but it was definitely full of magic.

Absolutely stunning.

Absolutely stunning.

I never ever ever want to leave

I never ever ever want to leave

We went on this trip with “Big Cat” and it was lovely. We had a beautiful day, the water was clear as day, and I was buzzing with excitement. We had booked snorkeling, a glass bottom boat tour, and a semi-sub tour. Our first event was snorkeling.

Since it’s winter here (ha ha, “winter”), we no longer had to wear a stinger suit. That means I got to look like the biggest tourist ever in my brand new Australian flag bikini! Woo! We were the first ones in the water.

I am the queen of the tourists

I am the queen of the tourists

Within 15 minutes of entering the water we saw a…wait for it… TURTLE. We saw a turtle. Chilling in the sea grass, no worries. Do you know how loud you can scream with a snorkel in your mouth? Apparently very loud, I tested it. Jorge later told me, “I heard you and figured you either got stung or saw a turtle.”

TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE

TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE

I love you forever.

I love you forever.

Luckily, it was the turtle that caused my screaming. I chased him down. I was not letting him out of my sight. I snapped some awesome pictures and I even got to pet him! I pet the turtle! When I finally decided to stop harassing Crush from Finding Nemo, I popped up out of the water and screamed with joy. BEST TRIP EVER!

Pretty much had the camera on his back.

Pretty much had the camera on his back.

My life is complete. I love the world.

My life is complete. I love the world.

What a pretty shell you have.

What a pretty shell you have.

He didn't mind my chasing at all.

He didn’t mind my chasing at all.

Two best friends, just hanging out.

Two best friends, just hanging out. 

Since nothing could possibly top that moment, we all got out of the water and grabbed some lunch. Even though it cost a pretty penny, I ordered an Aussie Steak Burger. I regret nothing. It was spectacular. If there’s one thing Australians can do, it’s burgers. I haven’t had a burger in this country that I haven’t loved. It was perfect and filling.

Om nom nom

Om nom nom

After lunch, I had my semi-sub tour. The semi-sub was a boat where you walked down steps to a room of windows under water. It was so cool! I saw another turtle and two stingrays. Success. They also fed the fish so I got to witness a feeding frenzy underwater. Definitely worth it.

The semi-sub

The semi-sub

coral

coral

Aw herro wittle fishies

Aw herro wittle fishies

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Definitely Instagram worthy

Definitely Instagram worthy

My next tour was the glass bottom boat. This was kind of a let down after the semi-sub, but still really enjoyable. They fed the fish on this tour too and I witnessed the frenzy above water. The fish were really going at it.

Hi Jorge!

Hi Jorge!

Glass bottom boat time

Glass bottom boat time

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feeding time!

feeding time!

So many fish

So many fish

Fish attack!

Fish attack!

Oh and here’s some pictures from snorkeling besides the turtle!

Pretty coral

Pretty coral

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Giant clam

Giant clam

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The "we really saw a turtle!" face

The “we really saw a turtle!” face

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Oh hey

Oh hey

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Blue starfish!

Blue starfish!

"Paint me like one of your French girls"- this starfish

“Paint me like one of your French girls”- this starfish

The water was so perfect

The water was so perfect

Love you Green Island

Love you Green Island

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Hi Jenny!

Hi Jenny!

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Jenny and I

Jenny and I

Unfortunately, I did not find Nemo or Dory or see a shark. Honestly, I’m perfectly okay with that. I got to see a platypus and touch a wild sea turtle in one weekend. I’m totally satisfied with my visit to Australia. I’ve done nearly everything I wanted to do. Of course, this does not mean I want to leave. I never want to leave. I want to stay here forever with all the lovely friends I’ve made and chase wallabies and just be happy for the rest of my life. Oh god, I’m going to start crying… June 25th is coming way too soon.

I'm not ready to leave my weirdos

I’m not ready to leave my weirdos

I can't think about it

I can’t think about it

Because I'm going to cry

Because I’m going to cry

I'm too attached

I’m too attached

I love my Aussies

I love my Aussies

Nope, I'm not leaving.

Nope, I’m not leaving.

 

 

A Little Sleep and A Lot of Adventures

Sometimes things don’t always go as planned. This happens to me a lot. Like I plan on not eating a whole cake, but suddenly it’s gone. And like I plan on going for a run, but then I take a nap. This lecture recess has been no different.

We returned from Brisbane late Wednesday night. The plan was for Meredith and I to go to Cairns the next morning. We had our hostel booked and everything. Unfortunately, Meredith got seriously sick. We had to cancel our reservations and it looked like I was stuck on college for the rest of the week.

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My poor Meredith 😦

I was supposed to meet up with my friend, Sharkbait (her real name is Katrina, but I hardly ever call her that, so deal with it), but now I couldn’t. Or could I?

Sharkbait was texting me begging me to come, so on a whim I booked a Greyhound for 12:30am. I’ve never traveled alone. I don’t like being alone. That’s one of the fears I’ve almost conquered. It’s a 5-hour bus ride north to get to Cairns from Townsville. I could totally do this. Maybe.

I packed in a hurry, printed my bus tickets, and booked a reef snorkel boat for 7am the next morning. I also realized I needed a way to the bus so I begged my BFF/favorite RA, Sarg to drive me. He agreed because he’s a wonderful person. He also sat with me in the car and waited for the bus for about a half an hour with me because I was so nervous. Somebody just became my favorite Australian.

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Who’s the best Aussie?! Sarg is!

I hopped on my bus with pains in my stomach and almost immediately fell asleep, for 3 hours at least. I arrived in Cairns all by myself like a big girl around 5:45am. The earliest Sharkbait could meet up with me was 6:45am due to the bus schedule. I just stood outside of a convenience store for an hour waiting. I was apparently standing really still because someone came up to me and told me I looked like a statue. Uh, thanks?

When I was finally reunited with my friend, we literally had to run to catch our boat! We caught it just in time and had a whole row of seats to ourselves. I got changed into my bathing suit in the extremely small bathroom and I was set to go! I got to go to the freakin’ GREAT BARRIER REEF. Holy crap. I was so excited. I’m excited thinking about it now.

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7am excitement!

We went to the outer reefs on a boat called “Reef Kist.” I loved it. The crew was so happy and friendly and seriously made the trip that much better. Despite only having 3 hours of sleep on a bus, I was super awake and excited. The boat ride was a smooth one and Sharkbait and I spent the duration of it standing in the front embracing the wind and admiring the passing islands.

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Quick stop at Fitzroy island

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Quick stop at Fitzroy Island

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Sharkbait is scuba certified so she got to get all geared up and explore all over. Despite being named after the little mermaid, I was stuck on the surface snorkeling. It was still spectacular. The reef alone is beautiful and full of colors. Luckily, I had my handy-dandy underwater camera to capture the adventure.

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Parrot fish!

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Sharkbait scuba diving!

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Hi Sharkbait!

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I didn’t find Nemo or see any turtles, but I saw a lot of other fish that were stunning. Sharkbait failed at her name by not baiting in any sharks, but I’m sure that was for the best. I already want to go back on a different reef point. Once was definitely not enough!

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Taking a breather

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They served us lunch and it was definitely better tasting than George Roberts’ dining hall food. We got to eat lunch while floating over the Great Barrier Reef. That’s something to tell the grandkids.

We then rode over to another side of the reefs and got to snorkel and scuba over there. This time we had to swim around to the front of the boat to see the reef. Sharkbait was under me somewhere, but I lost her. I swam around alone snapping pictures. I didn’t realize how far I got and my legs were dying. I was debating on whether or not to swim back when I spotted a jellyfish and then another and another. That basically made my decision for me. No way in hell was I going to take on the jellies. I booked it back to the boat like my life depended on it.

Chilling in my stinger suit

Chilling in my stinger suit. Photo creds: Sharkbait

With my handy underwater camera

With my handy underwater camera. Photo creds: Sharkbait

Awesome parrot fish

Awesome parrot fish

Gill from Finding Nemo!

Gill from Finding Nemo!

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I'm pretty sure this is a blue starfish hiding

I’m pretty sure this is a blue starfish hiding

Sea cucumbers!

Sea cucumbers!

I love parrot fish

I love parrot fish

soooo many fishies!

soooo many fishies!

This parrot fish was so colorful

This parrot fish was so colorful

Yellow!

Yellow!

Giant clam

Giant clam

Awesome colorful guy

Awesome colorful guy

Another giant clam

Another giant clam

Obsessed

Obsessed

Annnnnd this is where I get out of the water

Annnnnd this is where I get out of the water

Bye reef! Love you!

Bye reef! Love you!

Oh yeah, and everyone on the crew loved my name. Every time I signed my name for snorkeling they got all excited and called me mermaid. I love that. I love when people get excited about my name! Made me feel special.

One crew member took a selfie on Sharkbait's camera. They had us cracking up!

One crew member took a selfie on Sharkbait’s camera. They had us cracking up!

Sharkbait was still under the sea when I came back to relax. I got to chat with a crewmember that was fascinated by me being an advertising major. He said Australia needed me to fix their commercials. I totally agree; they definitely need me here.

The trip ended around 4pm and I was pooped. Sharkbait met a friend at a pub-crawl who lives in Cairns and she had been staying with him for the week. He was kind enough to let me stay for the weekend as well. How lucky!

We were waiting for him to pick us up when Sharkbait decided to start eating ants. Word is that if you lick the thorax of the green ants, it tastes like lemon. Sharkbait decided to test that theory. This is the person I decided to stay with in Cairns. I regret nothing. After a few ants she decided to try and climb a palm tree. Mind you, people were walking by. I love that girl so much.

These were the ants she was catching

These were the ants she was catching

Sharkbait in the middle of eating an ant

Sharkbait in the middle of eating an ant

And now she attempts to climb a palm tree. Duh

And now she attempts to climb a palm tree. Duh

Sharkbait’s friend, Shixiang (who I decided to call Sheldon because I couldn’t pronounce his name), took us back to his apartment so we could get showered and ready to grab some food. After much searching, we finally found a Mexican place. Thank goodness. I miss Mexican food so much it hurts. We ordered quesadillas and nachos. I also got a strawberry margarita. Best.day.ever.

Nothing makes me happier than a margarita!

Nothing makes me happier than a margarita!

We then checked out the local casino where I lost $10. Sharkbait won $6 and was pretty happy about it. Okay, we were on penny slots, but it was still gambling. We had some free mochas and continued checking out the town. It was so cute and quite busy. There were so many people walking around and a whole lot of bats and lorikeets. They were all so loud and adorable!

Batman? Photo creds: Sharkbait

Batman? Photo creds: Sharkbait

They're so big! Photo creds: Sharkbait

They’re so big! Photo creds: Sharkbait

And the cutie pit lorikeets! Photo creds: Sharkbait

And the cutie pie lorikeets! Photo creds: Sharkbait

I passed out quite early that night and slept like a baby. The next morning, Sheldon decided to take us to the Atherton Tablelands. The drive was the most horrifying thing of my life. We were going the speed limit, but it felt like we were flying. Oh, did I mention the roads were extremely twisty and scary? Because they were. I had my eyes closed in the back seat until we arrived safely. Thank goodness I’m alive.

Took a break on the ride up. Photo creds: Sharkbait

Took a break on the ride up. Photo creds: Sharkbait

Spectacular view! Photo creds: Sharkbait

Spectacular view! Photo creds: Sharkbait

First we stopped to get some yummy food and ate it next to the water, it was very peaceful. We then got to swim in a volcanic crater lake. It was awesome! The water was freezing so it took me a bit to get in, but once I did it was hard to get me out.

View from where we were eating

View from where we were eating

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Beautiful crater lake!

Beautiful crater lake!

We had a quick look in the rainforest next to us

We had a quick look in the rainforest next to us

We also saw some giant trees

We also saw some giant trees

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And we saw a pelican! Photo creds: Sharkbait

And we saw a pelican! Photo creds: Sharkbait

Sharkbait and I swam out to the middle and just gazed at the beauty all around us. It was a pretty popular spot. There were parents with kids, couples on dates, people going scuba diving, and others just floating around in tubes. We stayed for a little over an hour and were back on the road.

The volcanic crater lake we swam in

The volcanic crater lake we swam in

So Jurassic Park

So Jurassic Park

So many fishies swimming around!

So many fishies swimming around!

Sharkbait on the hunt

Sharkbait on the hunt

This cute little guy

This cute little guy

It was icy cold

It was icy cold

Glorious!

Glorious!

Chilling in the middle of the lake

Chilling in the middle of the lake

We stopped at 4 different waterfalls. The first stop was Millaa Millaa Falls. I’ve never seen a waterfall in person. I’m just going to let you imagine how excited I was.

We got to swim in it! We swam all around the waterfall and even swam under it. We chilled behind the waterfall for a while just looking in awe all around us. It was spectacular. I am so lucky I got to do that! I can’t get over it.

Millaa Millaa Falls!

Millaa Millaa Falls!

I love life

I love life

Under the waterfall

Under the waterfall

Waterfall selfies!

Waterfall selfies!

Posing

Posing

Sharkbait admiring the sights

Sharkbait admiring the sights

From under the waterfall

From under the waterfall

Goodbye Mila Kunis Falls!

Goodbye Mila Kunis Falls!

After a little bit we were off again to see another waterfall. It was called Zillie Falls. This one you couldn’t swim in, but that didn’t make it any less stunning. Ahh, I love it so much! We didn’t stay too long at this one. We were off yet again to waterfall number 3!

Beautiful!

Beautiful Zillie Falls!

Another waterfall selfie!

Another waterfall selfie!

Bye Zillie!

Bye Zillie!

This 3rd waterfall was Elinjaa Falls and you could swim in it, but I was still frozen from the last swim. Sharkbait of course jumped right in. She cracks me up. She immediately swam right to the center where there was a huge tree branch perfect for climbing. It was beautiful!

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Elinjaa Falls

Crazy Sharkbait

Crazy Sharkbait

She's a model!

She’s a model!

Waterfall selfie again

Waterfall selfie again

The 4th waterfall, Josephine Falls, was a longer drive away but totally worth it. We had to walk through a bit of jungle to make it to the waterfall. On the way I posed for Sharkbait on this big rock. As I was climbing down, I turned around and saw my worst nightmare staring in my face. The biggest spider I have ever seen in my life was inches behind me. I’m pretty proud of my reaction. I didn’t break down and cry. I just kind of forgot how to breathe.

Thought I was posing for a nice picture

Thought I was posing for a nice picture. Photo creds: Sharkbait

Little did I know I was being watched

Little did I know I was being watched. Photo creds: Sharkbait

After I calmed down from that spider, I took 2 steps forward and saw an even bigger spider. Seriously, Cairns? I’m sick of this nonsense. Spiders should not be this large. It’s a crime against nature. It’s like every nightmare I’ve ever had was molded into this spider. Do you know what I saw this spider do? Do you really want to know? I saw it eat a frog. The freakin’ spider ate the freakin’ frog. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

What cruel god allowed this monster to roam the earth!?

What cruel god allowed this monster to roam the earth!? Photo creds: Sharkbait

You can't really see, but there is a gore fest going on here

You can’t really see, but there is a gore fest going on here

After I got the feeling back in my legs we wandered down to the waterfall. It wasn’t really a waterfall as much as it was a rockslide. This time I got in. I love rockslides. Sharkbait and I climbed the rocks to slide down. The water current was so strong that we barely had a chance to sit down before it pushed us down! It was so much fun that we went down again. This time Sharkbait got in earlier than she should have and got pushed around a lot before she finally slid down. It was quite entertaining to watch.

Josephine Falls

Josephine Falls

Loved these mossy steps

Loved these mossy steps

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Posing pretty! Photo creds: Sharkbait

Posing pretty! Photo creds: Sharkbait

Slipping and sliding! Photo creds: Sharkbait

Slipping and sliding! Photo creds: Sharkbait

Just admiring nature as usual. Photo creds: Sharkbait.

Just admiring nature as usual. Photo creds: Sharkbait.

That night we went into town to live up the nightlife. Sharkbait and I wandered off to some backpacker clubs and ended up settling on Gilligans. They had live music and a lot of people showed up an hour after we got there. We had a great time just chatting with backpackers from around the world. We then met back up with Sheldon and his friend and went to another club where we danced for a little bit and then headed back home.

I slept like a baby yet again and was woken up at 8am so we could head to the Daintree Rainforest. This was the longest, most beautiful drive by far. We drove along the beach and gazed at its beauty. At one point we stopped and got out to take pictures. It was amazing!

I can't get over this view

I can’t get over this view

Absolutely stunning

Absolutely stunning

Pretending to fall

Pretending to fall

Sharkbait posing pretty

Sharkbait posing pretty

Bye beautiful!

Bye beautiful!

When we got to Daintree, we had to drive the car onto the ferry to get to the rainforest. We saw a lot of signs for crocodiles and cassowaries, but unfortunately didn’t get to see any in person. I would have loved to see these deadly creatures from the safety of the car. Oh well. We stopped at some lookout points and got some nice pictures.

On the ferry while in a car. Cool!

On the ferry while in a car. Cool!

Perfect view spot

Perfect view spot

We then drove until we came to a creek in the middle of the rainforest. Words can’t even describe how beautiful this was. The water was clear straight through to the bottom. It was cold water, but totally worth swimming in. It was such a magical experience and I felt at peace with the world. Best day ever for sure.

There were so many fish and a rope swing and even a natural swing that Sharkbait and I sat on. Pictures can’t even do this place justice. I can’t believe places like that even exist.

Words can't even expres...

Words can’t even expres…

Seriously in the middle of the rain forest!

Seriously in the middle of the rain forest!

How is this even real?

How is this even real?

I've never felt so at peace

I’ve never felt so at peace

Sharkbait found a swing

Sharkbait found a swing

Just chilling in the middle of heaven

Just chilling in the middle of heaven

Friends call me Tarzan

Friends call me Tarzan

Why are you so perfect?!

Why are you so perfect?!

So happy!!!

So happy!!!

I never want to leave

I never want to leave

Half underwater shot. How cool?!

Half underwater shot. How cool?!

Just a shot of the perfect, flawless water

Just a shot of the perfect, flawless water

Underwater selfies!

Underwater selfies!

Actually, friends call HER Tarzan

Actually, friends call HER Tarzan

Occasionally they call her Gollum

Occasionally they call her Gollum

When we were dragged away from heaven on earth, we drove to a bathroom so we could get changed. Remember how I said I saw the biggest spider of life at one of the waterfalls? Yeah, I lied.

On the way to the bathroom I spotted a soul-sucking spawn of Satan chilling on his web right there out in the open. Guess it was a prime spot to attack unsuspecting humans like myself. It was as big as a hand. Why? Why are spiders allowed to get that big? It should be shot and then shot again just to make sure it’s dead. I hate spiders. I’m still having nightmares. Life is cruel. Get me out of Cairns now.

KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Shoot it, set it on fire, bash it with a hammer, and then bury it 60 feet under

Shoot it, set it on fire, bash it with a hammer, and then bury it 60 feet under

Sharkbait and I got on our 7pm Greyhound bus back to Townsville. We got in around 12:30am and caught a cab back to JCU. What an exhausting weekend!

Life is beautiful and I’m so happy I did this last minute planning to Cairns. I would go back in a heartbeat. This time with a shot gun for the spiders, but I’d still go. It was a spectacular and magical experience and I’m so grateful!

VAS HAPPENIN’ LESLIE

Vas Happenin' giant lemons on the way to the Amalfi Coast

Vas Happenin’ giant lemons on the way to the Amalfi Coast

Vas Happenin' more lemons!

Vas Happenin’ more lemons!

Vas Happenin' Positano!

Vas Happenin’ Positano!

Vas Happenin' Amalfi Coast?!

Vas Happenin’ Amalfi Coast?!

Vas Happenin' from a bus in Ireland?!

Vas Happenin’ from a bus in Ireland?!

Vas Happenin' on the way to the Great Barrier Reef!

Vas Happenin’ on the way to the Great Barrier Reef!

Vas Happenin' from the Great Barrier Reef!

Vas Happenin’ from the Great Barrier Reef!

Vas Happenin' on the way to the Tablelands!

Vas Happenin’ on the way to the Atherton Tablelands!

Vas Happenin' Millaa Millaa Falls!

Vas Happenin’ Millaa Millaa Falls!

Vas Happenin' from behind Millaa Millaa Falls

Vas Happenin’ from behind Millaa Millaa Falls

Vas Happenin' from behind Millaa Millaa Falls!

Vas Happenin’ from behind Millaa Millaa Falls!

Vas Happenin' Zillie Falls!

Vas Happenin’ Zillie Falls!

Vas Happenin' Elinjaa Falls!

Vas Happenin’ Elinjaa Falls!

Vas Happenin' from the Daintree Rainforest!

Vas Happenin’ from the Daintree Rainforest!

Vas Happenin' from the middle of the Daintree Rainforest!

Vas Happenin’ from the middle of the Daintree Rainforest!

Leslie is currently wrapping up finals in Rome and will soon be on her way back to the States. She’s had plenty of adventures that she’s written about in her blog. I highly suggest you check it out! Be warned, there is use of alcohol and foul language. That’s why she’s my best friend.

http://thepassportmanuscript.blogspot.it/

P.S. Leslie, you only have a little time left, step your Vas Happenin’ game up! Love you woman, miss you lots!